drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
keeping my christmas list simple this year
- band merch
- self esteem